I think I won the penis lottery.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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