This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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