weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
be right there i have to get my cape
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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