So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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