Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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