we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Blow job season was short but glorious.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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