I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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