i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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