And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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