Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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