There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
