whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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