I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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