I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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