just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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