no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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