Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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