this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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