my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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