I can text with my tongue
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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