doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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