We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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