im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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