I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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