whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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