your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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