that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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