I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
