We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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