In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize
