He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm at about main and main street
We were destined to go to rehab together
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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