Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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