i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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