On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just want to make out with him forever
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All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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