If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You made out with two different species that night
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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