ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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