I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you would pick up someone in the library
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I want to be your penis for a week.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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