They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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