I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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