Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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