I feel great
I just peed on a car
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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