Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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