I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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