Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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