problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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