Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Is it penis luge time yet?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You did what with his pubic hair?
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