Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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