Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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