8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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