he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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