Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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