I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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