? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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