So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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