The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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4 words: hood of his car
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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