Im at strip club and am horny
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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