I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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